The 9th June saw Grand
Master Fat Badger Petros along with Fat Badgers Kilo & Cath take part in a fundraising
day in aid of Breakthrough Breast Cancer. The Venue was St. Omer Barracks, Aldershot -
Home of the British Army. Unfortunately only two photos were taken, both during lunch due
to difficulties carrying cameras at the same time as trying to scale brick walls.
The day started with some non Badgers including former Aston Villa football star Andy
Townsend catching a coach from Birmingham at sunrise. The Fat Badgers made their own way
as we're used to roaming the countryside. After gaining entry to St. Omer Barracks via
entrances manned by armed guard, we were lulled into a false sense of security by burly
soldiers supplying a full cooked breakfast cooked on some mighty impressive trailer
kitchens.
We were split into four teams and then taken to the Drill Square for an hour and a half
of Squaddie Bashing before being tested by the Sergeant Major on our
Drill work. The Green team - oldest, biggest
& ugliest of the four teams included the three Fat Badgers and were first to take on
the Assault Course - A best ever time of 3 minutes 41 seconds gave us a
great start to the day and got us first in the line for an excellently well cooked lunch.
After lunch we moved back to the Drill
Square for a Landrover Push in which Fat Badger Cath steered whilst being
blindfolded - a bit like she normally drives. We then went off into 'the bush' after being
blown up and our team who had two blinded from the accident, one with damaged hands and
the rest with broken legs, had 19 minutes to get the whole team through a Minefield.
Luckily we didn't lose anybody although Marcus did lose his marbles and disobey his
orders. We moved onto a Gym Sports Challenge and played our Joker and
amazingly won despite Grand Master Fat Badger Petros jumping onto a trampoline which
failed to lift him from the floor. We then in true Army style, iced a cake
? which despite doing very well, didn't have enough young totty to bat their eyelids at a
seriously biased judge. We then managed to get the whole of the team across a Raging
River with the aid of just two planks - three if you include Marcus and gained
more points than any other team except one that played their Joker. We then had to Pick
up a Log and carry it for a few kilometres as it was too big for the Army to move
it. We finished off the day with a spot of Map Reading which would have
been easy had it not been down a coal hole at midnight - blindfolded. We were then again
first back to the refreshment area - this time for champagne.
A quick wash & brush up at a local hotel and then back to the Officers Mess where
the Gurkhas cooked our evening meal and we danced the night away to the sounds of the
Robin Williams of the British Army.
Last to Bed was Andy Townsend. Last out of bed the next morning was - Andy Townsend.
The Green Team came a very close second,
just 2 points behind the Cake Making Red Team full of young women who mysteriously
disappeared with the Bruce Forsyth of the British Army ! We were however some 20 points in
front of the Yellows and Blacks.