Bloody Americans - they make my blood boil, don't get me wrong, I don't dislike them, I just get fed up with all the bullshit they come out with. They feel pissed off because they don't have the history of most other countries on the planet, so they make up their own history - you can't do that mate, it's called lying, telling fibs, porkies.

Just accept the fact that your country has only been colonised for a few hundred years and get on with it. Alexander Graham Bell wasn't American, he was born in Edinburgh - that's Scotland for the 90% of yanks that don't realise there are other countries on the planet. Igor Sikorsky didn't invent the helicopter and he was born in bloody Russia anyway. Just accept that most of the planet was explored and most important inventions had already been invented before John Cabot first stepped onto the American mainland.

O.K so they've come on leaps and bounds since then and Bill Gates is the richest man in the World but that's no reason to try and brainwash us all because it won't work. From what I heard they even lied about landing on the Moon and when people have produced all sorts of evidence to show how they didn't do it, all NASA can say is "Oh don't be so silly, of course we did". That don't wash with me mate.