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The Fat Badgers are a very happy clan of drinking, singing creatures that enjoy life to the full - that is apart
from GOB.
GOB is a Grumpy Old Badger who sits in the corner of any pub that is prepared to serve him. He can seem
aggressive and he does swear a bit but he isn't violent, he just sits in his chair, usually at the bar and points
out all the things in the world that he isn't happy with. He doesn't do anything about it - it's not his job - he just
makes sure everybody else knows about it. He is similar in many ways to a few old soaks who frequent inns
all over the country.
The Fat Badgers would like to point out that his views are his own and in no way reflect the views of the rest
of the Fat Badgers - we may sometimes agree with him in principle but we don't argue with him because he
curls his lip at us which looks really frightening.
If you disagree with anything he says on any of his rants, you'll have to send us an email and we'll print them
off and read them out to him as his eyes are not too good these days.
We may not have got these word for word correct as sometimes we’re as drunk as he is and our memory
isn’t what it used to be and we couldn’t hope to be as funny as he is although we’re not 100% sure he’s
intending to be funny.